A Ditty from a Hard Morning

Don’t mistake your cold cream for your pomade. Don’t mistake your Listerine for your Gatorade. Don’t take off your glasses ‘fore your plans are made. Or you’ll end up belching menthol while you try to find the towel.

(Originally posted January 23, 2013)

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