Sometimes Mondays are like this: You’re on your skateboard, and you cut in front of the outgoing cars in the McDonald’s drive-through, so you can show them your jumpy trick. So you do your jumpy trick, but you’ve neglected to fold over the top of your McDonald’s bag. And all six burgers that you bought for your peeps fly out of the bag, and land in the driveway, in front of the cars. There are three of them. And at least one of them contains a person who will write about you on her blog. Look at it this way, Monday skateboard dude: We’re all human–and in so many ways, that means we’re absolutely priceless.
(Originally posted November 4, 2013)