The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

You’ve got to hand it to the genius who sewed a toy donkey head onto a brown blanket, and draped all it over a backwards office chair. Our Mary kid sat on the chair and pushed it along with her legs, while our Joseph kid pulled it with an usher’s rope. That there is a premium, kick-n-go nativity ass.

(Originally posted December 15, 2013)

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