Two updates: 1. We shaved cat, on account of a skin condition, and then he got so cold that we dressed him a royal blue onesie that says Mommy’s L’il Champ. 2. That “Christmas spice” that Caribou is putting in its holiday mocha? It might be heroin. I think it’s heroin that makes you fat. I could just lie on the couch and drink it until all the football games go off the air. Then I’d awaken to the sound of the cat batting around my popped-off jeans button, while he dragged his unsnapped butt-flap across the floor. Oh God. Say no to the Caribou.
(Originally updated November 29, 2013)