Give Me a Kazoo, and I’ll Try It

In my dream, Carrie Fischer wasn’t really dead! She was hiding an an attic. And if you extended the pulldown ladder so that it reached all the way to the floor, and then put a kitten at the bottom of the ladder, and then played the Princess Leia theme song, you could get Carrie to come down. 

I kind of like my brain’s version of necromancy, or conjuration, or whatever this is.

(Originally published March 1, 2017)