Raceriotism: 1. The practice of passing off one’s disgust for one segment of the population as love for the country that most of said population was born in. 2. The tendency to extend such practice into public gatherings, while wielding tiki torches and other yard implements, in hopes of starting mob violence against the target population. 3. (Rare) The occasional but irresistible urge to use words, during even serious conversations, that allow one to sound like Scooby Doo.

(Originally posted October 9, 2017)